Fast as Cluck – Racing Chicken Tee
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S–XL: $25.99
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2XL–3XL: $27.99
Featuring a high-energy cartoon chicken tearing down the racetrack with flames flying and wheels spinning, this shirt is made for race days, pit crews, and anyone who appreciates speed, humor, and a little chaos.
Whether you’re part of a race team, a die-hard fan, or just someone who loves ridiculous humor, this tee delivers laughs and serious track-side energy.
S–XL: $25.99
2XL–3XL: $27.99
Warning: May cause excessive grinning and people asking where you got it.
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Bold, high-detail racing chicken graphic
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Funny, eye-catching slogan: “You Can’t Catch Chicken Syphilis”
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Perfect for race teams, motorsports fans, and pit crews
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Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear High-quality print that holds up race after race
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel, ideal for DTG printing.
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smoother printing surface.
- Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Available in a wide range of colors to suit various design needs.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |